You’d figure he’d go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

Can we not say ‘dumped’ and ‘Bellas’ in the same sentence, please?

It’s a good thing a DUI’s job security.

My name’s Punk. CM Punk.

I’ve always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I’ve cut some of the best promos I’ve ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy.

If something sucks, I’ve always been completely vocal about it, and I’ve been punished many, many times because of that. But I don’t think I’d be in the spot I’m in right now if I wasn’t me. I’ve always just been me.

For some reason, talking is easy for me. Practice does make perfect; I’ve been doing it for a while. Being out there in a high-pressure situation with a live audience and a live TV camera on you, it brings something out. It’s very organic.

Fix him so I can break him again!

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.