At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

People alive are better than people not alive.

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

Options are good. Keeps people choosing.

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

If you’re gonna lob something, lob love.

I’d choose truth over cake but I’d try to find a way to get both to be honest.

The grass is always greener when it’s covered in money.

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.