No, I'm not good looking.

See, I'm a subverter at heart.

I treat people who write me the way my friends and I all treat each other when we go to each other for advice, which is sometimes with supreme cruelty.

Most Americans don't care about gay marriage.

Straight people are everywhere!

Men were never expected to be monogamous.

I'm an agnosto-theist.

I don’t understand how real Christians let that little f – ker get away with that.

I believe it’s in the best interests of a child to be in a stable environment.

Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there’s no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal.