That’s banana DNA [...] There is a 60% compatibility [with humans], would you believe? Life has similar basic building blocks, whether it’s flora or fauna.

Cats, on the other hand, are the result of centuries of feline domination over humanity by the use of cuteness alone.

At least you’re still alive. The Theory of Three: Up, down, or the same. Happy, sad or indifferent. In this case, pleasure, pain or nothing at all: death.

Doesn’t matter what you write, matters who reads it, doesn’t matter if it’s true, matters who believes it