I had a dad you know.

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It’s incredible.

Doctors didn’t know what to do with me.

I’ll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

I don’t know if I want to be a big star though.

If you’re injured, it changes the way you move. If you’re injured, it changes the way you talk.

It can’t have been fun to live with somebody whose brain was under siege.

It’s tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there’s someone out there who wants to kill you.

College kids, don’t be taking examples from me.