I love my jokes.

I love Ohio.

I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut.

When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.

I’m rich biotchh!

There’s a lot of people who don’t want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like – they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it’s a lot of fun, man. It’s like, this is how I started, and it’s still fun for me.

Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.

You can’t get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can’t get unfamous.

I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.