I know what you're going to say! 'They are men, and men should be free.' A free man is dangerous to himself and everyone else. Freedom should be left to those who can put it to good use.

As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it.'

Leftist reactions are always histrionic.

These are ideas. I could say that they just came to me, but it would be more accurate to say that I went to them. Ideas – and new connections between ideas – lead you away from commonly held perceptions of reality. Ideas lead you out here. Ideas lead you into the darkness.

The evidence that I see around me in society indicates that not only is thinking very much out of favor, but I’m not sure that the last couple of generations – Generation X and Generation Next, or whatever you want to call them – even know what a thought is, having been raised to be women.

I take it as a given that God’s knowledge of the Cerebus storyline dwarfs my own as God’s knowledge of everything dwarfs my own.

Gone is the blinding glow in his hands – gone, too, is the illusion of purity and beauty! In it’s place all that remains is mind-numbing, spine-chilling reality!

You can measure a man’s worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

I know what you’re going to say! ‘They are men, and men should be free.’ A free man is dangerous to himself and everyone else. Freedom should be left to those who can put it to good use...

In my experience women are like cats. When you don’t want them you can’t get rid of them and when you do want them it’s like trying to pick up lint with a magnet.