Quotes by David Baddiel

My contention is even people who are living without social media are not just aware of it, they are affected by it.

I see social media mainly just talked about as if it has just changed us technologically and in terms of data. I think it has changed absolutely everything. It has changed truth, it has changed culture. It has certainly changed the way that we relate to each other and in a very short amount of time.

There are no gatekeepers in children's literature. There are children who like what you write because it's funny.

I am an intellectual.

I am a nice boy.

Most people who know me well say I am almost autistically myself. I like to never change.

I've adapted my own work a couple of times, and I've also given my novels to other people to adapt, and I do find that quite difficult.

I hate predicting football scores that mean a lot to me, because even though I'm an absolute materialist and don't believe in anything superstitious, I get superstitious.

Basically, out of the sphere of what I do - being a comedian/writer, and out of the sphere of football, I am incredibly uncompetitive.

Virtually any practical task becomes chaos within seconds of me getting near it.