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I’d be curious to find out, but I don’t think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
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I’d be curious to find out, but I don’t think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
There’s quite an overlap between musicians – especially drummers – who have an affection and a proclivity towards comedy and comedians who fantasize about being in a band. And a lot of comics play instruments.
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There’s quite an overlap between musicians – especially drummers – who have an affection and a proclivity towards comedy and comedians who fantasize about being in a band. And a lot of comics play instruments.
I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don’t like about pot is the subculture it’s spawned. I think it’s embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative.
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I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don’t like about pot is the subculture it’s spawned. I think it’s embarrassing and really juvenile and uncreative.
I think I’d be a really good dad. So perhaps I’m doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.
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I think I’d be a really good dad. So perhaps I’m doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.
Occasionally I’ll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I’ll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they’re talking about and what they’re not talking about.
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Occasionally I’ll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I’ll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they’re talking about and what they’re not talking about.
I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I’m not very good at.
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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I’m not very good at.
I read the New York Times, and if I’m in a different city, I’ll skim that paper.
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I read the New York Times, and if I’m in a different city, I’ll skim that paper.
Because you’ve been on dates where y’know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
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Because you’ve been on dates where y’know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
You can’t just yell jokes at people.
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You can’t just yell jokes at people.
It’s not that I don’t have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven’t had kids. And I haven’t met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I’m attracted to women who aren’t ready to make that commitment just yet.
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It’s not that I don’t have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven’t had kids. And I haven’t met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I’m attracted to women who aren’t ready to make that commitment just yet.
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