I love 'Glee.'

I think it's important to take chances.

I don't have email.

I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.'

We sweat for our pretensions. It.

It was, I thought, what evil must smell like.

It was like watching someone you hate getting mugged: three seconds of hard-core violence, and when it was over you just wanted it to happen again.

Walking twenty-five miles, or even running up the stairs and back, suddenly seemed pointless, since without the steps being counted and registered, what use were they?

Sometimes with ‘The New Yorker,’ they have grammar rules that just don’t feel right in my mouth.

I’m surrounded by people who have more money than they know what to do with, and none of them have earned it.