A clean basement, garage, and attic are signs of an empty life.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can’t be sure.

Establishing goals is all right if you don’t let them deprive you of interesting detours.

A lifetime isn’t nearly long enough to figure out what it’s all about.

It’s a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.

A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there’s only one other choice.

For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there’s a good chance no one’s heard it before.