Inexpensive is good.

I know people don't think I work.

Husbands must, therefore, concentrate on being strong for the sake of their wives. Ungodly men are strong for selfish reasons, and not for the sake of others. A godly husband uses his strength to give to her; he does not use his strength to take from her.

I’ve made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners.

Relationships are supposed to mature. This maturing means growth and improvement, not the constant buzz of the initial rush.

The TSA must think we’re mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding us a fertilizing agent that comes from the south end of a north-bound cow.

If no God, mankind is a set of bi-pedal carbon units of mostly water. And nothing else.

Secular conservatism is like trying to use your pocket handkerchief to slow you down after the main chute has failed. This is why individual heart transformation, not legislation, is fundamental to national reformation. The person and work of Jesus is not optional.

Information can get from a professors lecture notes and into a student’s notebook without passing through the mind of either.

Disagreements about things like the necessity of Christian education are actually disagreements about the nature of knowledge, the meaning of common grace, the authority of natural revelation, and the possibility of neutrality in education.