Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.'

What Democrats call 'nuanced', most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it’s when she and Barack take over the White House.

If it were truly “income inequality” that the Modern Liberal cares so much about, then why isn’t there an “Occupy Hollywood” movement?

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it’s when they finally graduate medical school.

What Democrats call ‘nuanced,’ most people refer to as ‘stupidity.’

Jews don’t care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

We are not imperialists. We don’t even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.

Further, it would take one of those impossible coincidences that the Modern Liberal relies on so heavily to explain how it is that the two most religious nations in the Western World – the United States and Israel – are also arguably the world’s two most scientifically and technologically advanced.