The Stranger: Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

They have no discipline. They’ll still need us.” “Ha!” said Postel. “No discipline? Behold!!!! My cat has written a book! ...And she's published!" — Amok 2015

Keeeerist! Look at the smile on the poor sumbiche’s face. Ain't seen anything like that since the B.J. Killer was alive." —Shark Fin Soup

Bernie let out the most pitiful wail heard since that god-forsaken day in 1942 when Bambi’s mom was shot.

G had fallen asleep and tumbled into the motor assembly of the Ferris wheel. It spat him out.

The kids found the new high tensile Duncan Yo-Yo string was strong enough to use as a garrotte.

The figure hanging upside down at the top of the great hall had ‘f’n had it’ with the corpulent little blood dumplings! —Bats

Her eyes were dark, corrupt, fathomless and all of that other evil crap. Mostly all of that other evil crap.

What Mufy means is that he is in possession of rather capacious breasts for a male of the human species

Dauna inhaled a deep drag from her happy cigarette. (Yes, her cig was happy. Fuck'n euphoric.) Smoke swirled over her tongue." — Shark Fin Soup 2015