Once you start a war, you have to win.

I became what I wanted to be.

I don't fear anything now.

I'm virile, vigorous, and potent!

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic – just one of those unfortunate things.

The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ’s.

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they’re wearing flak jackets and you’re better off shooting for the head.

You can’t kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them.

One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn’t pay. Of course, crime pays.

If you’re not a target, you’re a failure.