Everybody hates critics.

I refuse to stand up in front of a rabbi and my friends and the woman I love - who I will tell you I can love with all my heart - and promise she will be the only one I will ever have until the day I die. That's a lie.

I’m aware, as a sane person, that I’m not the best-looking guy in the world. I’m aware of it. But when I go into a party, I will walk out with your girlfriend.

You and I and everyone else have the attention span of gnats. And that means that saying or doing anything once simply doesn’t work.

Television and comic books are, and continue to be, probably the biggest influence in my life. It’s the biggest influence on everybody’s life.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” AGATHA CHRISTIE English author and playwright.

Fans like their heroes simple. I’m supposed to stick out my tongue twenty-four hours a day and do nothing else.

Music is the only industry where you don’t need to know what you’re doing to get ahead. Well, that and politics.

I’m forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn’t want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.

Rock bands are a lot like football teams: If a guy is on drugs and messes up, get someone else who’s proud to wear the uniform and be part of the team.