When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that’s better than an absent one is a dead one.

You’ve heard of people living in a fool’s paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

You can’t fool me. There ain’t no Sanity Claus!

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he’s not examining me is home studying medicine.

I’ve never had any complaints yet!

God finally caught his eye.

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus!

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.