When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it will have half the population. They may create a sort of Disneyland at the French Quarter for tourists. The rest I don't know.

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want to stay there, take the risk.

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

There are plenty of towns in America where the 4-year-old has shot his 2-year-old sister by using daddy’s gun.

I’m in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

There’s no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it will have half the population. They may create a sort of Disneyland at the French Quarter for tourists. The rest I don’t know.