It's called a breakup because it's broken is designed to help you not only get out of an unsatisfying relationship but to get over it so that you can be ready for the better things in life that are coming your way.

The hard truth is that breakups are sink-or-swim. Some people spend their life in an emotional downward spiral because they can't get over lost love. Others, most notably you, use it as a turning point to reevaluate, rebuild, and possibly redecorate.

Now, defeating kryptonite and getting over a broken heart is incredibly tough. It's also wildly empowering. But the even bigger victory is finally living your own life again without the constant presence of heartache.

You gladly accept this radio silence because your relationship has been broken for a while, and get on with your grieving because you are moving on to something better.

Despite the heartache and loss, the reason you are not hearing from me is that I am too busy taking care of myself moving on with my fabulous life.

Turning a breakup into a break-over We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.

I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.

I’ve never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

I’m certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!

It’s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It’s like the last Mayberry.