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Greg Proops

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The Smartest Man in the World, Greg Proops's long-running podcast, serves as perhaps his most consistent creative outlet, a solo comedy monologue format he has sustained across hundreds of episodes.

Proops was born on October 3, 1959, in Phoenix, and grew up to attend San Carlos High School before going on to the College of San Mateo and then San Francisco State University. Those years in the Bay Area appear to have laid the groundwork for a career that eventually spanned several performance disciplines. He works as an actor in film and on television, as a voice actor, and as an improviser — a range of roles that reflects the versatility he has built up over the course of his professional life. His American citizenship and use of English are the obvious constants running through work that has reached audiences on multiple platforms.

The podcast ties together several threads of his career, giving him a venue to perform outside the constraints of a scripted project or an ensemble cast. As a voice actor, film actor, television actor, and improviser, Proops has moved between formats throughout his career, and the Library of Congress has catalogued him under the authorized label Proops, Greg — a small but concrete marker of his documented presence in American cultural life.

Quotes by Greg Proops

We don’t know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.
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We don’t know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.
Don’t say ‘No,’ say ‘Gilbert,’ ladies and gentlemen.
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Don’t say ‘No,’ say ‘Gilbert,’ ladies and gentlemen.
Understand telling a Woman to “smile” is an imposition and a demand you have no right to make.
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Understand telling a Woman to “smile” is an imposition and a demand you have no right to make.
Let me tell you about Australia. It’s really, really, really, far from wherever you live on Earth. You fly and you fly and you fly. Then relativity takes over and you get younger and younger. And when you land, you’re a gleam in your father’s eye.
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Let me tell you about Australia. It’s really, really, really, far from wherever you live on Earth. You fly and you fly and you fly. Then relativity takes over and you get younger and younger. And when you land, you’re a gleam in your father’s eye.
Women give birth, men take life. Therefore, men are jealous of this power. War is menstruation envy.
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Women give birth, men take life. Therefore, men are jealous of this power. War is menstruation envy.
The ancients advised love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the gods. Tough lesson, that one. I.
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The ancients advised love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the gods. Tough lesson, that one. I.
Whoo! Heidi! Little goat girl, you are kicking the jam. You’ve got my lederhosen in a situation.
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Whoo! Heidi! Little goat girl, you are kicking the jam. You’ve got my lederhosen in a situation.
People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.
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People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.
I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they’re extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.
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I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they’re extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.
Punctuation is meant only to clarify. And fruit off with the little smiley faces.
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Punctuation is meant only to clarify. And fruit off with the little smiley faces.
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