Quotes by Gyles Brandreth

We're only here once and there are lots of things I want to do.

I'm a friend of Walter Cronkite.

I said to my wife, Michele, 'What would you like for Christmas? Anything you want, darling, anything in our means.' She said she would like me to be the weight I was when we married. So I will not gorge myself.

Prince Philip is very contrary. He challenges everything.

What happened between the sheets on the night of the royal wedding I cannot tell you. I was not there.

The buffoon is a product of the woolly jumpers in the 1980s on 'TV:am.' It was a costume and I loved earning money before breakfast, but 9 A. M. came and I then took off the woolly jumpers.

I'm happy inside my own skin.

For more than 40 years now, relentlessly, I have been pursuing brief encounters with the great and the good.

I suppose I am instinctively flirtatious. But not exclusively to women. I want to be liked.

People are always asking me on to quizzes - they think I know all the answers because I burble on so, but I don't do terribly well.