I buried my father, married my sister and sorted the missing will. ' Quinn, the Celebrant Sleuth

Quinn's Theory of Relativity' The likelihood of the relationship ending in divorce is directly related to the number of arguments during rehearsals,obsessive preparation and teh bride's budget on self.

The number of times soul- mates is used in public is in reverse proportion to the number of months the relationship lasts.' Celebrant Quinn's Theories of Relativity

Quinn's Theory of Funeral Secrets; 'At a funeral we acknowledge the life of the person and maybe the many identities,actions and secret lives of which the family and friends were unaware. For some a shock, for others a relief.

Choose friends by their character and socks by their colour.

Writing, long term, is mentally risky but vital culturally and contributes to a non-boring life.