The secret of a happy marriage remains… a secret.

A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

What is a home without children. Quiet.

My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!

I've been in love with the same woman for 41 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” “No, jump in!”