I don’t like being 50 and I don’t like thinking about death.

I’m about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

I don’t think there’s one thing I’ve ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.

I’m the voice of honesty.

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you’re going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can’t apologize for it.

I’m a believer that satellite radio, whether I’m on it or not, will take off.

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn’t do any worse.

We all get one life to live here. It’s 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.

I’m in a war, a cultural war.

I’m a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don’t need the government to be the parent. If I’m a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.