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J.A. Konrath

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Quotes by J.A. Konrath

Human beings are incapable of making big decisions when they are being crippled by numerous little decisions. It was why people stayed employed at soul-crushing jobs, because they only had to handle it on a day by day basis, rather than think of it as a forty year wasted chunk of their lives. I.
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Human beings are incapable of making big decisions when they are being crippled by numerous little decisions. It was why people stayed employed at soul-crushing jobs, because they only had to handle it on a day by day basis, rather than think of it as a forty year wasted chunk of their lives. I.
Well, your ass doesn’t look too bad.” “Thanks, Roy. You’ve got a cute ass yourself.” “I meant, I don’t think you’re gonna bleed to death.” Bert laughed. “And just two minutes ago, I was hoping I’d bleed to death.” Roy eyed the stake. “I bet. Nasty.
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Well, your ass doesn’t look too bad.” “Thanks, Roy. You’ve got a cute ass yourself.” “I meant, I don’t think you’re gonna bleed to death.” Bert laughed. “And just two minutes ago, I was hoping I’d bleed to death.” Roy eyed the stake. “I bet. Nasty.
HGH was responsible for human growth, and lack of it caused dwarfism, or too much of it caused NBA players.
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HGH was responsible for human growth, and lack of it caused dwarfism, or too much of it caused NBA players.
So they profiled the Gingerbread Man with a curved spine.” “It’s just a hunch,” I said.
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So they profiled the Gingerbread Man with a curved spine.” “It’s just a hunch,” I said.
Society is a codependent group of narcissistic hypocrites without mirrors.
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Society is a codependent group of narcissistic hypocrites without mirrors.
Besides, if a guy couldn’t accept the way a woman looked when she woke up, he wasn’t worth waking up next to. Not.
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Besides, if a guy couldn’t accept the way a woman looked when she woke up, he wasn’t worth waking up next to. Not.
Georgia hated all of them. Hated them passionately. She preferred to stay lost than ask for help from those idiots. So.
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Georgia hated all of them. Hated them passionately. She preferred to stay lost than ask for help from those idiots. So.
The most important job anyone can ever have is being a mother.
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The most important job anyone can ever have is being a mother.
Frank,” Andy said slowly, “I don’t think the hellspawn wants to play checkers with you.
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Frank,” Andy said slowly, “I don’t think the hellspawn wants to play checkers with you.
What happens to rage deferred? It explodes. It explodes in spectacular fashion.
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What happens to rage deferred? It explodes. It explodes in spectacular fashion.
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