Parents aren’t allowed to kiss like this!

I feel way cool, like I’m wearing sunglasses even though I’m not.

I’m convinced the storm’s going to bust down the walls. Then it does and I’m remembering Dad’s dream because it’s happening.

Always walk right foot first to avert calamity, which comes at you from the left.

Life is contradiction.

It was right and wrong both. Love does as it undoes. It goes after, with equal tenacity, joy and heartbreak.

In every set of twins, there is one angel, one devil.

SELF PORTRAIT: Throwing Armfuls of Air into the Air.

Guys like him really shouldn’t be allowed on motorcycles. They should have to bounce around on pogo sticks, or better: Hippity Hops. And no hot guy should be allowed to have an English accent and drive a motorcycle. Not to mention wear the leather jacket or sport the cool shades. Hot guys should be forced into footie pajamas.

Revolutionaries aren’t team players.