Something about being projected on a 70 foot screen makes you more attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, which is pretty scary.

My position now, especially in this town, adds an element of skepticism with people you meet – especially girls. I mean, it becomes a lot more difficult.

I don’t know if you’ll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes.

Stuff with a group, stuff where there are other people around, I’ll try that.

I like to think what I bring to the table is kind of a sympathetic and endearing quality, even while I’m playing outcasts or characters that end up in outlandish situations.

Well, I’m never happier than when I’m acting.

You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

What I’ve learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I thought that having a son would make me grow up when it came to my TV viewing habits, but I love The Bachelor even more after having a child.

Well, I’m proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.