I don’t know if the idea of a career in show business or in the arts in general was looked down upon as much as by baby boomers as it was by their parents.

I’d love to do a drama.

I am now The Establishment. There’s nothing I can do about it.

I think people who live in the worlds that movies are based on end up disliking them. Unless they’re from a different time and era.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn’t seem like there’s one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

I’ve never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.

It’s fun to play the type of people you dislike.

Oh definitely. It’ll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.

A lot of improvisation ends up being about just thinking outside of the box in the scene. It’s not improvisation as much as it is quickness or making it real.

You start at SNL when you’re young and hungry, but I don’t want my pro years to be my SNL years.