You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not a professional anymore.

You might be a redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

If you think the last 4 words of the national anthem are gentlemen, start your engines, you might be a redneck.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not a professional anymore.

You may be a redneck if...your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

You might be a redneck if…your home has more miles on it than your car.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet Ms. Right.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.