Quotes by Jerry Della Femina

If the FBI is now in charge of bad taste, we're all doomed.

I've never met a client who wants to be the worst.

No one wants to risk a million dollars on a few laughs. The big, flashy commercials are out. The soft sell is out.

I've seen very few Hispanics and blacks who have been able to work their way into the advertising end of business.

The whole idea of a spokesman is a joke and a fraud if you drop someone like a hot potato if there's controversy.

I think people are getting bored of parties, and hosts are terrified nobody's going to show up. So they have to start entertaining them before the party even starts.

The French are simply incapable of telling the truth.

Everybody makes a lot of money when the French come to town.

I'm waiting for the candidate who says, 'I'm keeping things exactly the way they are. I like it this way.'

No kid ever graduated school and said, 'I want to go into advertising.' Advertising is almost everyone's second or third choice.