I stared at him. “David, that’s prison movies, not zombie movie.

Just because she tried to eat us doesn’t mean she was wrong.

Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.

I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.

I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.

Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!

I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left her office, but a manwich.

Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.

Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.

Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.