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Jesse Ventura

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Our secular constitution has enabled people of all world views to coexist in harmony, undivided by sectarian strife.
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Our secular constitution has enabled people of all world views to coexist in harmony, undivided by sectarian strife.
How come life in prison doesn't mean life? Until it does, we're not ready to do away with the death penalty. Stop thinking in terms of punishment for a minute and think in terms of safeguarding innocent people from incorrigible murderers.
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How come life in prison doesn't mean life? Until it does, we're not ready to do away with the death penalty. Stop thinking in terms of punishment for a minute and think in terms of safeguarding innocent people from incorrigible murderers.
Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!.
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Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!.
Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.
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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.
I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off.
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I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off.
I love fat people. Every fat person says it’s not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
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I love fat people. Every fat person says it’s not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
I speak my mind. That’s who I am.
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I speak my mind. That’s who I am.
Dusty Rhodes wouldn’t win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he’d win for MOST abs.
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Dusty Rhodes wouldn’t win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he’d win for MOST abs.
Disabled people need more invested in their education, housing, job training, transportation, assistive technology, and independent-living facilities. Governments earn back this investment – and more – by making people with disabilities economically productive citizens.
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Disabled people need more invested in their education, housing, job training, transportation, assistive technology, and independent-living facilities. Governments earn back this investment – and more – by making people with disabilities economically productive citizens.
You can’t legislate stupidity.
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You can’t legislate stupidity.
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