If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'

You’re not a real Texan till you’ve been kicked out of every decent state in America.

In some European theaters, it’s still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men’s club starts out as a joke.

The fifties were when people started coming down on “juvenile delinquents,” “hoodlums,” “vandals” – anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn’t act polite around older people.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who’s been saying otherwise?

Speaking of things that’ll make your head explode, “Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story” finally made it to the drive-in.

It’s not a crime to get drunk.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."