I do see your point, but to me, I’m just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I’m not saying I’m great, but I’m funny.

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor – like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That’s my dream.

The problem with the economy isn’t that people aren’t paying their fair share of taxes.

It’s rare when you’re actually making a movie and it feels like you’re watching a movie in the theater. You feel like a surfer in a wave, catching the wave, going for it every time, there’s electricity in the room, it doesn’t feel like acting, you ride the wave.

Sometimes the best way to make ’em laugh is to show ’em how you honestly feel.

Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they’re responsible for taking a loan they didn’t qualify for?

At a certain point, if you work really hard and you get good and people like your work, you do deserve the fame – but you shouldn’t take it for granted.

Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn’t stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him.

I feel lucky that I’m working at all. I don’t take any job for granted. I enjoy this. It’s all enjoyable for me. It’s all part of it.