I've never worried about life's big questions.

I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan.

We should all love animals.

I don't know what 'famous' is, really.

People always tell me I’m going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

I’m a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, “I wasn’t as bad as I thought I would be”, then I’ll be happy. Until then, I’ll be thinking, “I shouldn’t be here!”

Comedy’s really subjective, you know.

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don’t like? I don’t like the idea of that.

I don’t know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it’s there, don’t you?

Cher sang the song “If I Could Turn Back Time” about how she wished she could turn back time just so she could stop an argument that she’d had. If this is the sort of stupid thing people would be doing with time travel, I don’t think we should encourage it.