Have I gone too far?

I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone... it's a joke!

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can’t help it.

My act has always reflected what’s going on in my life.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I’m going to bomb at.

I’m not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience’s ticket into the party.

I also don’t have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I’m still on the D-list.

I’m basically always on tour.