And it is hysterically funny to see someone eating oysters for the first time.

I always believe there's a reason for everything.

I always believe that where there's a negative there's a positive.

When they were taking Paris to jail for the second time, she went to kiss me goodbye. The guards said 'No' and just took her.

Whoever you are - whether you're Paris Hilton, anyone - if you do something illegal there's a consequence.

I live in a little dream world.

The minute 'The Osbourne' thing came out, everybody started calling us wanting to do something with the family and we said, 'No, no, no.'

Paris is the most modest girl.

There are people that get jealous and they say Nicky is a snob or Paris is a snot. I know I've heard it, but I think they're pretty sweet kids.

I guess everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame, and they want to be heard, and they wanna talk and chat, and I see people at parties doing this and I think to myself, 'What are you doing?'