I've always kind of ripped from real life to some degree or at least how I'm feeling in the moment.

It's kind of debatable whether or not the advertisement model is effective. Like whether Nielsen works. For years, Nielsen has been based on sampling. It's not like an electronic bullet that hits your house that tells the people at networks at all times what you're watching.

In Hollywood you just fail upwards.

I just love movies, so suddenly, you’re political about movies, and that’s dark. It’s just not fun when something you love becomes calculated.

I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I’ll never be thin. Let’s be honest.

I feel like if you’re in Jersey, you have to be a Jersey Devils fan. Anybody born within the confines of the border of the state of New Jersey, I feel, should be a Jersey Devils fan.

T-shirts and long pants make me easier to find in a crowd, but also easy to disappear in a crowd because if I am wearing this and suddenly I am not, it’s like a Harry Potter invisibility cloak.

Dudes know I’m not a threat. Chicks know I’m not a threat.

This is not an industry in which you curl up in a ball and shy away from the realities. It’s a time to scream to the clouds that we’re here and we’ve got great values and great prices. What better time to do that than the Super Bowl?

You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ’em just cheat on you.