Lauren Collins
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Lauren Zurn Collins is an American journalist and writer born on January 1, 1980, in Wilmington. She attended New Hanover High School before going on to study at Princeton University. She is a citizen of the United States.
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Quotes by Lauren Collins
Hello” and “good-bye” were a pair of bookends, propping up a vast library of blank volumes, void almanacs, novels full of sentiment I couldn’t apprehend.
Food is fun to write about because everybody has an opinion. Food is also fun to write about because it’s a challenge. There are only so many ways to describe a plate of gnudi without resorting to “pillowy.”
Language, as much as land, is a place. To be cut off from it is to be, in a sense, homeless.
Hello" and "good-bye" were a pair of bookends, propping up a vast library of blank volumes, void almanacs, novels full of sentiment I couldn't apprehend
I, a woman, find wearing high heels agreeable only on the very rare occasion that (1) I will be ferried between destinations upon a palanquin or (2) I am going to a cocktail party and, at five feet two, don't want to spend the evening discussing the latest movies with somebody's nipples.