I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list.

Jack Nicklaus liked to curve the ball by opening or closing the clubface at address. I never felt I was good enough to do it his way. I didn't like changing my swing path, either, which some guys do. There's only one really reliable way to curve the ball: Change your hand position at address.

The older I get the better I used to be!

I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing shots. Choking down lightens the club's swing weight and effectively makes the shaft stiffer. It also makes it difficult to hit the ball high enough for all situations.

I’ve seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

When you’re poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.

I’m hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

I’m a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn’t help me. They’d have to put me in prison, and then I’d talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don’t give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?

Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I’ve always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play.