I like touring; I live on the road, more or less.

I was never going to be a doctor or a lawyer, so being a musician seemed to be the best of what was on offer.

I don't only collect Nazi stuff; I collect objects from all the Axis countries.

My hearing is usually O.K.

I wasn't very worried about the Cold War; I was busy being a musician.

Nobody in the world could possibly be as mean as I look, could they?

I once fell through a hole in the stage.

It's not that I take pride in being unfashionable. It's just that I've gotten used to it.

I don't really have the voice for love songs, do I?

My advice wouldn't be good to anybody. I don't see it really being greeted with thunderous applause.