I believe a woman's place is in the home or anyway in some cosy nightclub.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to madly fall in love with a gorgeous redhead.

Grandpa got us up early, otherwise we might miss something. Sunsets, he loved 'em. Made us love 'em.

My mother told me always to count to ten. And if that doesn't do the trick, start over again.

My ideal of womanhood has always been the pioneer woman who fought and worked at her husband's side. She bore the children, kept the home fires burning; she was the hub of the family, the planner and the dreamer.

Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.

I don't think you should write a book until you tell the absolute truth. You can't do that until you're 85, and I don't want to live that long. I've always prided myself on knowing when to get off, and I hope it works out that way.

I've seen 'Mork & Mindy' a couple times. Robin Williams amazes me. And I love Gary Coleman. He puts me away. He puts everybody away.

You spell Bob Hope C-L-A-S-S.

How to do half-hour comedy innovatively is something I do pride myself on. We invented it with 'I Love Lucy.'