If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'

I can’t get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

Multiple Personality Disorder – MPD – is not a game. It’s not “acting” to impress anyone. Trust me, survivors do not receive positive attention for being multiple. Anyone who fakes it would be setting themselves up for a lot of rejection.

My femininity is always something I’ve tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.

I don’t visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won’t wait in the yard while I run in.

Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: ‘Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.’ ‘Stuff it down into the seat. And roll those windows up, you’re letting the smoke out’

The best contraceptive is the word no – repeated frequently.

My mom’s Jewish and my dad’s Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, “I could kill you in seven seconds.” I go, “I’ll just have toast, then.”

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said “No.”