By the time we've hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons.

To know that one has never really tried - that is the only death.

Now I know that lawyers must live, but I’ve never been able to understand why they have to live so blamed well!

To know that one has never really tried – that is the only death.

If there’s one thing I know, it’s men. I ought to. It’s been my life’s work.

I never weep over lost money, for I figure I’d rather go to the poorhouse once than go there every day.

By the time we’ve hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons.

I’ll have my double chins in privacy.

I’m too homely for a prima donna and too ugly for a soubrette.

That’s the unfortunate thing about death. It’s so terribly final.