There is only one candidate in this election who can universally mobilize conservatives, and as evident from the variety of primary victors, none of them is a Republican. It’s Hillary Clinton.

One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there – Lee Camp.

Be as subjective as you want. It’s a great little racket. I’m glad we found it actually.

Greg Gutfeld is funnier than all the smart people I know, and smarter than all the funny people I know. I don’t know what that makes him. But one of the smartest, funniest people I know, is fair to say.

It takes a long time to grow an old friend, so I figure I better get moving.