An OBE is what you get if you clean the toilets well at King’s Cross station.

If you want art, don’t mess about with movies. Buy a Picasso.

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

I diet between meals.

Life is lived in real places, and I shoot in real places.

During the Sixties, the Americans thought I was the greatest thing in the history of cinema.

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

Winner knows nothing about food.

I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN

The truth of the matter is that muggers are very interesting people.