I don’t think any movie I would do would be too serious or serious at all.

They don’t make you pay for the humor. It’s up and down, but they’re trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

You know, I’ve never really liked paying bills. I don’t think I’m gonna do that, either.

He’s no idiot, in fact he’s a genius... and that’s as far from an idiot as you can get without reaching madness.

I’ve seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they’re laughing all the time.

One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked about this being a movie – was that the rule is that animated movies don’t work unless they’re Disney movies for kids. Unless they’re family movies.

I probably drive casting people crazy because I’m not thinking about actors so much as real people.

I’m sorry I can’t get into Scooby Doo on any level.

Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don’t think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying ‘ButtHead.’ People tried to avoid it too.