Quotes by Miranda Hart

I kiss, but I don't tell.

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends.' And Goran Ivanisevic.

Ever feel like you deserve some royal treatment? You should do, you’re amazing. Don’t go forgetting that now, will you? I will have no beating yourself up on my watch! Pretend.

I started watching some ‘Doctor Who’ recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime – I’m pathetic.

Everyone – particularly my female friends I speak to – all say ‘I wouldn’t be in my twenties again if I was paid.’ It’s a difficult time.

If taking one-self seriously as a woman means committing to a life of grooming, pumicing, pruning and polishing one’s exterior for the benefit of onlookers, then I may as well leave my unwieldy rucksack to the top of a bleak Scottish hill and make my home there under a stone, where I’ll fashion shoes out of mud and clothes out of leaves.

I’m such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

Have I finally convinced you that it’s always best to be who you are?

I hope your dreams have come or will come true. Or you feel inspired to down tools on what you wrongly thought was making you happy and follow the real dream.

To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do have.’ Ken S. Keyes.