There was an electric buzzing sound that was constantly on, acting as background music like a million cicadas in the forest. A constant white noise.

She seemed to enjoy the control and picked out some stretch blue jeans that hugged his ass tighter than a pair of kissing Proulahs. On his world, once mated, the blue crustaceans shared a shell for the rest of their life in an eternal kiss.

We don’t have a Giant Aliens “R” Us or we’d be there.

Help you? I’d lick you, and most girls would want to marry you if you so much as talked to them.

Synthetic chocolate sounds wrong.

You call this a chariot?

The sea of reporters on her lawn made Loretta Brooks do a double take.

She could end up on the news if she wasn’t careful, with her face plastered on the back of milk jugs. Missing and too stupid to live.

There is no better place to heal a broken heart than on the back of a horse.

Cowboys don’t go around breaking hearts.