I used to watch 'SNL' when I was babysitting, after I put the kids to bed. It was the Gilda Radner and Bill Murray era. I loved it.

Without a doubt, the worst part of being a mom is having to floss my kids' teeth every night. It's so tedious.

When I see a mom embarrassed because her kid is having a temper tantrum, I'm like, 'Please! Do you think I've never gone through that?' Women tend to be too hard on themselves.

I just try to laugh at the little things. Like, I'm always amazed by how long it takes two kids to get dressed and out the door. Every morning I say, 'Come on! Let's go! Five minutes!' And they're still in their underwear. Or they say they're ready, but they're not wearing shoes.

I used to get painful crushes on really unavailable guys.

I think that, being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.

There was a period where I stopped auditioning because I was like, 'I don't have the heart.' There's just so much rejection.

If you can write and create original characters, do your own show, develop your own material, it gives you more power than just waiting around to be hired.

I've definitely read stuff that I've been offered where I've been like, 'I can't do this. I think somebody would be better in this than me.' I don't want to do something if I don't feel like I can do a good job serving the material.

I definitely have loads of respect for writers and the art of writing.